I would like to be like Batman
And meet a lot of chicks ,
So far I’m just a dreamer
But I’ll try to get it fixed .
I’d like to fly around city
With Batman on my side ,
Saying “hello” to women
And keeping them satisfied .
My temperature’s rising quickly
Experiencing KOMATOZ ,
How do I impress a woman :
With a car , or a house , or a rose ?
Please , take me with you , Batman ,
To the place where they show some tits ,
We’d jump into black stretch limo
And go directly to Ritz !
( I know one in Tyson’s Corner ,
I was once there before ,
And I was turned down politely –
She said “she ain’t no whore!”)
Hey ,Batman ,let’s get together
And watch a movie “BRAT TWO”,
And then we could go out drinking
And ,of course , meet a blonde or two .
American girls – get ready !
American girls – hold on !
Look up in the sky and see Batman
Before to Russia he’s gone !
Keep going on , Batman –
The KING of BESPREDEL !
Let’s party till KOMATOZA –
No limit , no PREDEL !
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