The Song of an Unfortunate Lord

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Morning, sir!
 There is a bitch at the reception
 Asking for service with you, sir.
She says, it’s very urgent;
 The case is of utmost importance, sir.

And so it’s every day!
What a boring life! Oh, God!
Every bum waits for my money,
And every slut wants to become my wife...

Morning, sir!
 There is a motherfucker phoning.
 He says, he wanna talk to you, sir.
I take it, it’s your nephew.
 Anyway, he’s gonna come to visit you, sir.

And so it’s every day!
What a boring life! Oh, God! Oh, God!
Every bum waits for my money,
And every slut wants to become my wife...

Therefore, I think, I’ll change my
Appearance and say "Good bye!"
 To all my admirers, to all my admirers;
And set out on a journey `round the world.
Just set out on a journey `round the world.
Just set out on a journey `round the world.
Just set out on a journey `round the world...

14.07.1995