Who is Lucy?

Lucy is sad
Lucy is sad
Lucy feels so bad!

Is she red?
Is she fat?
Is she good in bed?

Will she live in your flat?
Do you want to be her lad?

Who is Lucy? Who is Lucy?

Lucy is sad
Lucy is sad
She writes, she feels so bad!

Is she mad?
Is she gad?
Is she your new fad?

Will she use my soap?
Will i ever dope

Up, Up, Up!!!???

Who is Lucy? Who is Lucy?

Lucy is sad
Lucy is sad
I hope she feels bad!
I hope she is bald!
I hope she is old!
I hope she is fat!
Hope she`s clumsy in bed!