How to be a DJ

Матвей Фридман
Hello, my friend!
We live in a free land,
So if you want to join a band,
Only give me your hand.

You want to be a DJ?
So I am happy – “he-hey!”.
You have chosen a good way,
A job for every day.

You’re a DJ now,
But you don’t know how.
So buy a DJ-book and be clever.
Books and DJs for ever!

Aha! Do you read?
But there are some more things you need,
Except energy and speed.
I’ll show you, I am your guide.

First you need a good name.
I think that you think the same:                (like me)
“DJ” plus the name of your son,
And then it is well done!

So hello, DJ Mark!
Now your future is dark.
You need a sponsor that gives you money,
Then your future is sunny!

Aha! Did you found him?
I think you can begin:
Make music and be high!
I have to say “Bye-Bye!”