OSART FOLLOW-UP MISSION STORY
This is for you just to remember
You’ve been an OSART mission member,
Or simply to commemorate
Your unimaginable stay
At… wow!...Khmelnitsky NPP
And feel like real VIP.
It has become a smart tradition
To entertain each OSART mission
Whatever first… follow-up…
Finalization… or the start…
With something that’s a bit amusing.
So, funny situations using
I will begin, or do you mind? -
No? Ok, that’s very kind
Of you, my dear gentlemen,
Relax and have a pleasure then…
My story I would like to start
With Neil who has a real heart,
A well-prepared, sober-minded,
And Scottish guy, as he reminded.
He proved it with a Scottish tie
But failed to reasonably provide
For other real Scottish wear…
It looks like he just didn’t dare
Put on a kilt, fasten a sporran
(Were you afraid it could be boring?)
And decorate them with a thistle…
All these were evidently missing.
They say, the British are reserved,
That’s why we do forgive you, Sir.
And also because quite lots
Of days you spent away from Scots.
Guenter is Austrian by birth.
What in his attitude comes first
Is gentle, absolute politeness,
Goodness and quietness, and kindness…
(May be, because his name Prohaska
Rhymes with Ukrainian “áóäü ëàñêà”)
Notes of his are short and clear,
Righteous as well as his career.
Blue eyes mean pure godlike soul
Man’s character is present though.
The rumour has it he is single.
From here comes this merry twinkle…
But that’s remediable, indeed.
Come back, we’ll get it as you need
And change your status to the better –
This issue we’ll, for sure, settle.
“Dominique, Anique, Anique,
Expertise of yours is big…”
(Aren’t these very familiar lines?)
You look as always very fine.
A merry, cheerful and nice,
Having some flashing humour guy.
All issues that are well resolved
Or of the satisfying sort
Are due to your clever assistance
That raised them to correct existence
Not so long ago. May be,
Ukraine will soon be very native
To you, as well as USA…
You simply need to come again,
And residence will be provided
With fishing, sauna and sightseeing…
Vaisnys is very determined and firm.
He knows well what and how to ask,
Where to search, what to do to confirm
He’s finished well his significant task.
He is as well very good when at leisure
Likes to be active or cruelly tease
(From what derives an incredible pleasure)
Who? – Dominique, who caught none of the fish.
We are quite well satisfied with your job
When it’s about professional deeds,
But it looks like you have come to the top
Starting to gather knives, forks and the keys…
So, if one of your things disappeared,
When Vaisnys was very close at this
Try to keep control when it would appear
To find its place in the pockets of his…
Ynte is as smart as joyful and tall
Who doesn’t mind to be busy at all.
Questions he asks are expressive and right,
Humour is rather artistic and light.
What everyone likes in Stockman the most
And what the rest cannot proudly boast
Is the commodious body of his
That can accept many gallons of drinks.
Clothes and beds must be tailored for him
As well as countries to work and to live.
‘cause if he started some jogging in Holland,
He would appear to finish in Poland.
As for the women, he likes only queens
There are two in the world just for him.
First is for sure the queen of the Dutch
Second is one that he loves very much.
Now I tell all my experts “Goodbye”
Pity, but time has a habit to fly…
Probably, we will be terribly missing
Neil’s quite a very mysterious whistling…
Quarrels between Dominique who is naughty
And Povilas who gives him no quarter…
Subtle and witty remarks of.., yea, Stockman
And one more cause to remind he’s a tall man
Open, virgin, sincere approach
Guenter possesses… (that’s not a reproach…)
This is a rhyme to say it’s been a pleasure
To see you both at work and at leisure…
And when you need kind relations again
You are all welcome to Lady Ukraine.