http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HVTA722cVg
That sailor is wretched. His vessel is sunk.
Bedbugs are all over the place.
His boatswain is almost eternally drunk
Forgotten and fallen from grace.
With Evil Empire one-to-one
He battles with force of a midge.
And being convinced that is not outgunned
He’s handsome as Ochtinsky Bridge.