Oh, My God!..

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What are you doin’,
Oh, my God?
Don’t be so cruel,
It’s too hot!

I’m gettin’ silly,
Almost mad;
I’ve got the feelin’,
Artful maid!

No use of passion,
If you try
In each occasion
To make me cry!

I'm gettin’ tighter,
"Prickle"’s still damp,
I’m sick of fightin’
With your “camp”!

Let’s, dear beauty,
Have a rest,
Don’t be so moody,
That’s the crest!

Stop scratching body,
Please, don’t bite
Or I’ll be sturdy
For “good-bye”!

What are you doin’,
Oh, my God?
Where’s my big cooler?
Where’s your skirt?