(Maxim bemoans a Game Boy Advanced SP delivery failure )
Oh, I`m SO sad,
oh, that`s SO bad -
My Precious got lost
in the post.
Oh, where are You, very dearest one?
I` m so afraid You`re gone
And I shall not rest
fulfilling my quest
to get back what I love the best
(And neither my parents shall rest).
Oh, that one who might
have seized my delight -
your hands, they shall swell
as a hell.
Turn dumb as a table
For you shan`t be able
nor once use nor twice
my device!
( Mаксим коллекционирует ретро-приставки, одна из заказанных по интернету, очевидно, ушла в Нирвану)