За девицей с умом набекрень
Гнался бешеный бык целый день;
Она - хвать за лопату,
Заорав: «Эй, солдаты!»
Зверь, опешив, упал за плетень!
73. Edward Lear
There was a Young Lady of Hull,
Who was chased by a virulent bull;
But she seized on a spade,
And called out, 'Who's afraid?'
Which distracted that virulent bull.
1846