Inspired by "Questlords of Inverness, Ride to the Galactic Fortress!" from the album "Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards" by Gloryhammer.
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The battle will surely begin.
Forces of Good versus Evil in flesh.
The forces of Evil will sin
And fighters of Good will then thrash.
The dragons of lava and ice
Flying in space, breathing lightning and fire,
Chewing the enemies twice
Execute the evil desire.
They fight in outer space with glory one more time
From the very ancient times with glory in its prime.
Warriors with epic strength are ready for the fight,
They seek mighty battles on a dragon flight.
Tom the Great is fighting more with robot troops ahead.
Nobody can stop them, they simply can't be dead.
The Space Fists found a way to wipe them all away.
They did shoot lightnings to robot array.
Robots began to paralize.
Their battery power is low.
They cannot fight. Do not analyze
This small battle's incredible close.
Tom the Great and Robot King are leading goblin hordes
To a mighty battle swinging laser swords.
All the Space Fists tried to fight but they were thrown away.
Forces of Evil did call it a day.
Every Space Fist tried again but most of them were killed.
Such things never happened. They were afraid and thrilled.
The demorilized Space Fists began to run away.
They did loose all hope, they can only pray.
Suddenly they saw laser ray.
That was Jonathan Johnson himself!
Seeing the fight he did scream hooray
With the Solar Fused Laser itself.
Alice Smith, are you OK? Is there any other Space Fist?
Alice Smith, what did you say? Does any of them still exist?
Alice Smith, we have to fight! Rise to your feet and then go to battle!
Alice Smith, don't be afraid! Our enemies are worthless cattle!
Johnson and Smith fought side by side
Killing enemies, saving the Good.
Then Robot King became surely dead.
The defenders of Good had good mood.
The battle is not over yet.
It will continue and many will die.
Tom the Great will do regret
For being born, he will do cry.