He is a sensitive government man,
He’s keeping secrets since secrets began,
He sits alone in a government van
And makes sure all goes according to plan.
CHORUS:
Cog people, keeping logs,
Cog people, being cogs,
Cog people, having fun
Making tiny cog wheels run!
She is a sensible government girl,
Top secret clearance, a boyfriend named Earl,
Drives every morning past Langley to work,
And goes to dance school to learn how to twerk.
CHORUS:
Cog people, doing jogs,
Cog people, being cogs,
Cog people, having fun
Making tiny cog wheels run!
He is a serious corporate kid,
He’s got a handle on his teenage id,
Day trading right from his basement abode,
Reading Marx and writing code.
CHORUS:
Cog people, walking dogs,
Cog people, being cogs,
Cog people, having fun
Making tiny cog wheels run!
She is a passionate fashion adept,
Always maintaining what must be upkept,
Blogging and vlogging what tanks and what trends,
And counting followers and friends of friends.
CHORUS:
Cog people, writing blogs,
Cog people, being cogs,
Cog people, having fun
Making tiny cog wheels run!
They are a family happy a.f.,
Her name is Tammy Lee, his name is Jeff,
Part of the neighborhood, sharing the sheen
Of suburban life machine.
CHORUS:
Cog people drink eggnog,
Cog people smile and snog,
Cog people, all agog
At yet another decade of the cog!