Inspired by "Legendary Enchanted Jetpack" from the album "Legends from Beyond the Galactic Terrorvortex" by Gloryhammer
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Charging steel to end miseries
In numerous tries to defeat him.
I will shoot to Tom's arteries
To destroy that warlock who is grim.
I will fight! I will not give up!
My laser will not give up either!
Tom the Great sucks! He is a pup!
He will not surrender, me neither.
On my quest
I know what is best.
The thing that I need is my weapon.
I will use
The power of Zeus
That's kept in the batteries' carbon.
I will fight
With evil all night.
And now I can see foes appearing.
The evil will die,
This I cannot deny.
Losing us the foes will be tearing.
The dinosaurs are shooting lightnings at us.
And Alice Smith is in vanguard.
She does lead the charge.
She's not afraid 'cause she's a diehard.
Her power is large.
Into the creepy mutant dinosaurs she'll barge.
And Alice Smith isn't blowhard.
My beloved Alice will not boast.
Every single enemy she'll roast.
This is war and enemies die.
The victims of war are appearing.
They lose lives and innocents cry.
To us this event's not appealing.
Dinosaurs fall one by one.
But still of them there are many.
This fight by the night by us will be won.
We'll kill every foe if there's any.
Dinosaurs
With nuclear ores
Are shooting the lightnings and fire.
Alice Smith
Is like living myth,
Her raging wrath is really dire.
Fireballs
Destroying the walls
And lightning bolts crushing the dwellings.
This is scenery
With dark misery
Gifting us only the shellings.
The mighty battle is turning into a fuss.
Now Alice Smith is surrounded.
Enemies are close.
She's not afraid of being rounded.
In fight she will engross.
By looking at her I can't say that she's morose.
With my beloved we're bounded.
We'll get married after final fight.
Alice will wear wedding dress so bright.
Something exploded
And Alice fell dead!
Her body's eroded
And doesn't have head!
I have to go, to retreat now,
To plan my revenge.
A small escape I can allow.
Of Smith's fall I'll avenge.
My sweet and sadistic revanche I will arrange.
I will avenge, this is my vow.
Tom the Great will pay for everything.
Tom the Great will feel infernal sting.