Blond missis, young so yet
Young dark haired man
Dearly so asks:
What's an experience?
Young dark haired man
Answers her dearly:
Oh, miss
To my mind
It's when
And you and me
We both are in the very deepest kiss
It's so romantic and so far
I don't even think of ass
Her:
I am afraid of you
You've just pronounced
The word!
Him:
Sorry, miss
I've mentioned only a personal pronoun
I dare not imagine even
That we've could ever married been
I never dreamt
That me and you
Be ever at one sunniest of days
Become
A lovely married couple
The bride and groom
The bride and groom, oh!
Pronounced by me just was
So mean and pittiful:
"Of us"
Alas!