It rained

- Why didn't we rave on the beaches?
- It rained.
- Why didn't we listen to preachers?
- It rained.
- Why didn't we break their cake?
- It rained.
- Why didn't we notice the snake?
- It rained. It rained, it was raining at seven, at eight, at a quarter to ten...
- Why were they so nasty in heaven? Did Eve bite the apple again?
- She did. And the juice poured down in torrents of watery maud, but there was no one around to foster the gardens of God...