Все рызьмы составлены в соавторстве с Биллом М.
Стихи.ру не признаёт диакритических знаков (accent aigu, grave и т.д.)
Swedish mead balls
Thaiphoid fever
Peripathetic
Posterity – the art of making posters (or posteriors)
Клубника – a female club member
Tuber-cul-oz – the afflicted develop tubor-like behinds
Galloping consumption – raging consumerism
Fishy – оfficiate
Orthodontist – mastodontist
A Parsonian Jeffersonian
Madeira = Ma Deira (an early Anglo-Saxon kingdom) (Pa Deira), compare to Mother Russia
Mother Russia pledges eternal brotherhood to Uncle Sam
Toulouse – tout lose – Lautrec – Le drec
Odetta odeta (во что?)
Rich хрыч
S’winery
Беззаботный – sans sabots
Belle Epoque – belly poke
Buddhists believe in the future (budu)
Boca Raton – rat’s mouth
Vaca raton – rat’s cow