Все рызьмы составлены в соавторстве с Биллом М.
Стихи.ру не признаёт диакритических знаков (accent aigu, grave и т.д.)
Muchrooms
Do you voodoo?
Emollient – emolument
Malthusian – no enthusiasm
Diarrhetic – diuretic
Велосипед – centipede
Holy – golyi
Pheasants into Frenchmen
Fourrier – furieux, Fuhrer, foux rire
Almond joy – joie allemande
Bonbons – good goods
Ground turkey – ground hog
Largesse – large S ($) – large ass
Максиканские лепёшки – лепёшки Макса
There is so much water in Rockport, they won’t allow any watercolors
Grand Old Opry – “The Bubba of Seville”
Neurosis – new roses
All roads lead to aroma
Frog gras – a fat Frenchman
When “khlysty” castrate a new member, he becomes a new member without a member
To explain – to disembark from a plane