1.Áðåä ñ "ÏÈ"(ýêñïðîìò)
ÏÈíêîì______ÏÈíàÿ______ÏÈðîãè,
ÏÈðîæíûìè___ÏÈòàë______ÏÈðàíüè,
ÏÈðàò_______ÏÈàðèë_____ÏÈðîìàíüþ
ÏÈñàë_______ÏÈñüìî__ñ__ÏÈñòîíîì,__ÏÈë
Ëèøü ÏÈâî__âÏÈêó____âîñÏÈòàíüþ,
ÏÈíãâèí__ñ__ÏÈòîíîì____ÏÈëè ñ íèì.
À________ðàñÏÈíàÿñü íà ÏÈðó
ÄîÏÈëñÿ_____ÏÈôàãîð äî ÏÈ.
ÑãëóÏÈë: íåò â ÏÈçå____ÏÈðàìèä!
ÂîÏÈë:__íå__ñÏÈ___ñ____ÏÈ... - ñÏÈä íå ñÏÈò!
À â ÏÈòåðå ðàñÏÈë ñ____ÏÈèòîì
Íà ÏÈðñå____äîÏÈíã è ñîÏÈò âîí!
ÏÈñê! Âñå!____ÏÈ..âåò âñåì îáùåÏÈòàì!
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2.Áðåä ñ "ÏÈ"(ïîñëå îñìûñëåíèÿ è çàõîæäåíèÿ óìà çà ðàçóì)
Ðàç,____________ðàñÏÈíàÿñü íà ÏÈðó,
äîÏÈëñÿ____________ÏÈôàãîð äî ÏÈ...
__ÏÈíêîì___________ÏÈíàÿ______ÏÈðîãè,
__ÏÈðîæíûì_________ÏÈ÷êàÿ_____ÏÈðàíüè,
__ÏÈðàò____________ÏÈàðèë_____ÏÈðîìàíüþ:
__ÏÈñòîëü ñ________ÏÈñòîíîì ïðèêóÏÈâ.
_ñÏÈðò ñ___________ÏÈâîì,_____âÏÈêó____âîñÏÈòàíüþ,
__ÏÈë____________êóÏÈäîí_____ñ ÏÈíãâèíîì ñèì.
__ÏÈñàë____________ÏÈñüìî______øÏÈö_______ÏÈíêåðòîíó,
__ÏÈí-êîä â_______ñÏÈðàëü___âêðîÏÈâ_______ÏÈòîíó.
__ÏÈëîò__________â ÏÈêå________âÏÈëèë___ñ ÏÈæîíîì,
âàìÏÈð_____________ÏÈàñòðû___ðàñÏÈëèë,
__ÏÈêíèê - ________ÏÈï-øîó ñ__çàÏÈâîíîì:
òóç-ÏÈê,__________ñÏÈ÷,_________ÏÈêñåëü,___ÏÈ-ìåçîíû...
â ÏÈíã-ïîíã_______cÏÈõíóâ____êèðÏÈ÷_______øÏÈîíaì,
__ÏÈò(å)êàíòðîï â__ÏÈòòèíãå___òóÏÈë...
__ÏÈðàò â__________ÏÈíåòêàõ è ñ ÏÈïåòêîé
ÂîÏÈë: íå_________ñÏÈ ñ_________ÏÈ... -____ñÏÈä íå ñÏÈò!
ãëóÏÈë: íåò â______ÏÈçå_________ÏÈðàìèä!
À â ÏÈòåðå______ðàñÏÈë ñ________ÏÈèòîì
Íà ÏÈðñå_________äîÏÈíã è_____ñîÏÈò âîí,
õðàÏÈò,___________óÏÈòûé, è____óÏÈòàí!
___ÏÈñê! Âñå!______ÏÈ..âåò âñåì îáùåÏÈòàì!
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Ïðî "ïè".
Ëþðèé
http://www.stihi.ru/2004/08/03-1091