Борис Рубежов
(Some letters sent to a friend
who had invited to visit him.
Spelling of some words is modified
like it is in Lymerics -
Ref: "Topsy-turvy world."
I
Having read your E-mailable* letter
I'm quite happy you've changed for the better,
Such a resolute change
Is exceeding my range.
Yours...awaiting the following letter.
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*the word of the friend was "available" etc.
II
Your E-letter is quite optimistic
Which I might have perceived as sadistic,
But, for good or for bad:
Are you DISTIC or SAD?
Quick reply if you aren't apt to mystic!
(And I pray, do not be jesuistic!)
III-A
Your seduc-ible letter by E-mail
Is as hot as if I were a female,
It's a serious miss
For I iss what I iss
Let us come to this E-mail agreemale!
III-B
Your seduc-ible letter by E-mail
Is as hot as if I were a female,
It's a serious miss,
I'm a mister, not miss,
All my parts are effectively seemale.
III-C
Your seduc-ible letter by E-mail
Is as hot as if I were a female,
And you'd better not fail:
I'm exclusively male,
Even more: I adore all the female!
IV
Your last letter was is-raelistic,
Which is more: it was quite realistic,
And if you do not mind,
Wright* me more of the kind
Though your progress makes me atavistic.
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* See: preface.
26-27.06.99.