Don’t tell me that I’m mad
I just have read encyclopedia.
I’ve no idea I felt as bad as that.
The first one was diphtheria.
Then I discovered scarlet fever.
My pulse was somewhere out.
And when I came to typhoid fever,
I had to scream and shout.
Oh, doctor, please, come help me!
My heart has just stopped beating,
My tongue is stained and bleeding!
I beg you, doctor, heal me!!!