ÊÀËÀÌÁÓÐ — ñëîâîñî÷åòàíèå, ñîäåðæàùåå èãðó ñëîâ, îñíîâàííóþ íà èñïîëüçîâàíèè ñõîäíî çâó÷àùèõ, íî ðàçëè÷íûõ ïî çíà÷åíèþ ñëîâ èëè ðàçíûõ çíà÷åíèé îäíîãî ñëîâà.  êàëàìáóðå ëèáî äâà ðÿäîì ñòîÿùèõ ñëîâà ïðè ïðîèçíîøåíèè äàþò òðåòüå, ëèáî îäíî èç ñëîâ èìååò îìîíèì èëè ìíîãîçíà÷íî. Ýôôåêò êàëàìáóðà, îáû÷íî êîìè÷åñêèé (þìîðèñòè÷åñêèé), çàêëþ÷àåòñÿ â êîíòðàñòå ìåæäó ñìûñëîì îäèíàêîâî çâó÷àùèõ ñëîâ.
1 - ÇÀÃÀÄÊÈ ÑÎ ÑËÎÂÀÌÈ-ÏÅÐŨÐÒÛØÀÌÈ
Ïîäñòðèæåííàÿ ïîä ÊÀÐÅ
è ðàçðóìÿíèâøèñü ñëåãêà,
ñïåøó òóäà ÿ íà çàðå,
ãäå áûñòðàÿ òå÷¸ò ...
Ìíå õî÷åòñÿ óâèäåòü ÌÈÐ!
Äàâàé ñ òîáîé ìû óáåæèì
èç íàäîåâøèõ ñòåí êâàðòèð
êóäà-íèáóäü, - ê ïðèìåðó, â ...
Âîí Êîëèçåé, à òàì ÃÎÐÀ,
à âîò è Òèáðà áåðåãà.
Âåðíóòüñÿ íàì äîìîé ïîðà,
ïîêà íå âûðîñëè...
** 27.11.2009 **
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2 - ÇÀÃÀÄÊÈ Ñ ÓÄÀÐÅÍÈßÌÈ-ÏÎÏÐÛÃÓØÊÀÌÈ
Áûñòðåå ïåðåìåëåòñÿ ÌÓÊÀ...
Çàäà÷à æ ó ïîýòà íåëåãêà,
íî õîðîøà, - êîãäà íàáèë â íåé ðóêó;
êîëü íå íàáèë, - òîãäà ñïëîøíàÿ ...
** 07.10.2009 **
Ïîäãîòîâëåíà ÏÈÐÎÃÀ, -
æä¸ò íàñ äàëüíÿÿ äîðÎãà.
Öåëü òðóäíà è äîðîãÀ...
Ñúåøü êóñî÷åê...
** 08.01.2010 **
ß èñêàë å¸ æèçíü ÖÅËÓÞ!
Äëÿ íå¸ òåïåðü âñ¸ ñäåëàþ,
à ñóäüáå âîçäàì õâàëó ÿ!
Æäó ê ñåìè! Ëþáëþ! ...
** 12.01.2010 **
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3 – ÇÀÃÀÄÊÈ-ÊÀËÀÌÁÓÐÛ
Îòêóäà çíàòü òåáå î ÒÎÌ,
êàêîé óæå ïðî÷ëà ÿ …!
Ðåøèëà ÿ ïîäíÿòü ìåæ ÒÅÌ
îäíó èç èíòåðåñíûõ ...!
Ñêàæè ìíå, äðóã, ïî ÷üåé ÂÈÍÅ
òû òîïèøü ñâîþ áîëü â ...?
Ïðèâû÷íûé ãóë îâàöèé ÑÒÈÕ
òîìó, êàê ñêàçî÷åí ìîé ...
 ëåñíîé òåíè, ãäå ïàõíóò ÅËÈ,
ñ äðóçüÿìè ïèëè ìû è ...
È òîãäà ñêàçàë ïðèÿòåëü ÌÎÉ:
- Ýòè ôðóêòû òùàòåëüíåå...
À êîãäà ìû îêàçàëèñü â ×ÀÙÅ
îí øåïíóë: - Âñòðå÷àòüñÿ íóæíî ...
Ñêîðî ñòàíåò íåáî ÃÎËÓÁÅÉ,
ïðèëåòèò ê íàì ñòàÿ ...
ß òåáå íàëèâêó ÄÀÌ, -
âûïüåì çà ïðåêðàñíûõ ...!
** 12.01.2010 **
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ß âîò äàæå íå çàìå÷àëà (äî å¸ ïðî÷òåíèÿ), ÷òî "Ïÿòü áóêâ àëôàâèòà, èäóùèå ïîäðÿä Ã Ä Å ¨ Æ îáðàçóþò ïðåäëîæåíèå: «Ãäå ¸æ?»."