There was a young cannibal Ned,
Who used to eat onions in bed;
His mother said, "Sonny,
It's not very funny,
Why don't you eat people instead ?"
- Gillian Nash
Каннибал по прозванию Нэд
Любил есть чеснок на обед.
Неуместен смешок –
Мать сказала: «Сынок,
Ведь люди вкусней, разве нет?»