Случай был с господином из Эмса:
Утонул от падения в Темзу.
Полицейский патруль
Двадцать дырок от пуль
Сосчитал в утонувшем из Эмса.
Оригинал:
There was an Old Person of Ems
Who casually fell in the Thames;
And when he was found,
They said he was drowned,
That unlucky Old Person of Ems.
______________ Edward Lear