В Португалии леди крутая,
План путей мореходных сверяя,
Море — как с бом-брам-реев -
Изучала — с деревьев,
Португалии не покидая!
Оригинал:
There was a Young lady of Portugal,
Whose ideas were excessively nautical;
She climbed up a tree,
To examine the sea,
But declared she would never leave Portugal.
______________________by Edward Lear