My first English lyrics

Сидоренко Евгений Александрович
This appeared as a mortal obstacle 'cause at first
Seems the code in the source was an absolutely worst
I attempted to kill me by rail-gun or wall
But I did realized how I can to make it work
Who said I am kidding?

It’s a Unit tests
And the error log
Database as storage
And the magic fog
Oh yes, I hesitated
But I know the way:
It’s a Unit tests

Gone the times when I cried on a difficult errors
Gone the times when I tried fix them in a fucking source
Dll, XML, JavaScript, ASPX
I have won, I have fixed it with a wonderful quick fix
Resharper, my love...

It’s a Unit test
An' I got no remorse
With resharper tools
Have no fear of the source
I only have with it
Have to set break point
And run the Unit test.

Compiler will see the heap of shit
Hundred warnings and thousands of errors
An' it may try to crash
But I'll make this trash
Make to work good and sound in a shining new web browser.

Yeah, the Unit tests
And my code is shines
Now the time to publish
'Cause it has been compiled
So go ahead and laugh
Cause it’s no chance for bugs
Tell every one good luck!