A true friend...

Эдуард Шлотгауэр
When you are going to see your father,
                take me along lest he should doubt your respect.

                НЕ ГАМБУРГЕР

And when your soul is flying to your lover, take a pause and remember me, too,
or esle she might think that you don't love her as much ..

                НЕ ФРАНКФУРТЕР

If you are heading to the office, stop for 5 minutes and plan where we shall meet after work, - what's the use of earning your wages if you can not enjoy you life the fullest by sharing the best with your true friends around a hearty table?

                не шницель

I am your ever-sensual, pungent, succulent and dreamy
                не шашлык
                ... restless ...         не плов
tormenting like our sweet                creamy sea

                ... murky ...               
framed by our moaning                halawa mountains
                ... sleepless ...

your                true  lebanese                kebbe!