The other night at the local bar
i've met this girl, we went too far
escaped to the restroom
glad it was clean,
but at this point who cares,
as long as it doesn't stink
She said: " You're good!"
and there was funk
i understood, altough i was pretty drunk
Then we got into my car
smoking joint
under the evening star
now there's a turning point
she held my hand so tenderly
i've mesmerized and felt so goddamn free
i said :"I feel you stranger"
she said :"Me too"
i'am your lonely ranger,
together we'll make a hell of a crew.
She laughed and told me to shut up,
-You've got too much tonight, now sober up!
we have an hour to drive home,
the babysitter is asleep
and the kids are all alone...
oh, shoot , what a relief, i thought, beat it!
that's my dearest wife right here
and i was scared i've cheated!