Today I came to the pizza restaurant really hungry.
It was twenty past eleven so I was even in a hurry.
I took my little girlfriend who was thirsty up with me,
We ordered some pizza, so the soda-drink was meaned to be,
But there wasn't any soda left at the kitchen that was free,
So then we started to wait for some British tea.
"What about the waiter, I want to see.
Whatever, I guess, he went out for an order to receive"
Refrain:
Let's wait the waiter!
Let's wait the waiter!
That's all we can do now.
Let's wait the waiter!
Let's wait the waiter!
We are happy, so no matter how.
What about the other people?
The nervous ones had gone away!
Of course we could do the same,
But don't be so hurry there
Let's just wait today.
Although, he is wandering somewhere.
What has happened on his returning way?
Refrain:
Let's wait the waiter!
Let's wait the waiter!
That's all we can do now.
Let's wait the waiter!
Let's wait the waiter!
We are happy, so no matter how.
"So where is the goddamn waiter?"
We can't lose time more,
But suddenly we heard a snore.
One boy showed with a red lollipop-
"Oh look! It's waiter!"
He was lying and snoozing holding a mop.
After he had taken his sweetest nap
He had finally lost his "working" cap.
Refrain:[All together]
We've waited waiter!
We've waited waiter!
And now he is vigorous and awake.
We've waited waiter!
We've waited waiter!
As a present we decided to buy him a cake!
Buon appetito!
(Д.А.Матвеев)