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Îõ è ñîáðàëîñü
            äðóçåé 
                 âñåõ åãî!...
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Äåëà, êàê ó ñòðèíãîâ
           Àíôèñû 
                ×åõîâîé !

 - Ýòî êàê,Èà ?

 - ß â òàêîé çàäíèöå!

Íàáåæàëî 
         ñòîëüêî 
                  ëåñíîãî
                         íàðîäó...
Âñå íàøàðó 
             õîòÿò 
                   ïîãóëÿòü ...
                               ×òîá îíè...!
Òîò ãîðøîê 
            ïóñòîé
                     ïðèíåñ
                               èç-ïîä ìåäà,
Ýòîò — øàðèê ïðèíåñ,
                       äà ïðè÷åì 
                             íå øòîïàííûé !
Íó,à ýòà ëÓïî- 
               è ñëåïî-ãëàçàÿ
Áåä-âîä-ìåä-íî
                   åãî 
                         õâîñò
                                åìó æ
                                      ïîäàðèëà!!!
Òîëüêî êàê åãî,
                    õâîñò ýòîò
                                ê .îïå
                            ïðèâÿçûâàòü?
Òàê îíà 
           åìó
                ãâîçäü
                        çàáèëà !
Íó,à ÷òî?
         Îí — îñåë!
Åìó 
     ìíîãî 
             íàäî ëè ?
Ãäå á åùå
      âû óâèäåëè
              òàêîå
                  â Åâðîïå:
×òîáû òàê
       îò äóøè
           áîæüè òâàðè
                  ðàäîâàëèñü 
Âñÿêîé
     õðåíè
          òàêîé
              è ãâîçäþ
                     â .îïå!