Merry Christmas! Jingle jingle!
Married Christmas to the single!
Merry Christmas to the lonesome!
May your Christmas be just awesome!
Merry Christmas, lonely girls!
May your tears turn to pearls!
Merry Christmas, lonesome guys!
To the girls be always nice!
May you have a gorgeous party,
Come together, everybody!
Girls, please wear your highest heels,
Guys, you change to winter wheels!
It is cold on Christmas eve,
Don't forget to wear long sleeve!
And although it's not May,
May it be fantastic, may!