I
A baby is axing a wood near house.
The moon is attractive like cheese for a mouse
One of the strokes was inaccurate rather...
Poor, he’ll never visit grandmother.
II
to M.H.B
A peasant picked up in a'field ananas.
He did not guess that it might be foogas,
just picked it up for a lunch as his part...
Balls had been found six miles apart.
III
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IV
To save her jam on shelf, my dear mother
Put out two my eyes to hell.
I can not read and play computer either,
But I can smell and hear very well.
V
A little boy’s climbing on a tree with his knife.
Watchman Pahom is just getting his rifle.
Shot rang around and boy’s fallen down
“Seventy” - old man is keeping his count.
VI
Beside ox-eye daisy, on a spacious glade,
A beautiful girl stumbled across a grenade.
“Pull at this ring” - was her brother’s comment...
Bow was flying to show her end.
VII
Girls were playing “a good restaurant”.
Old man was thirsty and asked for a cup.
Pure methanol had been added to glass...
Girls are still playing, but old man had passed.