- $ -
There was an old person named Q,
Who said, "That's the hell of a Q!..-
‘I've been standing in it
‘5 months and a bit -
‘Will there be any end -
I asQ?!!"
- @ -
To Rini,
Deepak Bhatnagar's daughter
There was a young lady named Rini,
Who was so remarkably tini,
That she really woss
Able to hide in the moss;
So her Dad used to call her
Ri - mini.
- @ -
There was a young Lady of Zurich,
Who said,
"Geben, bitte, Brot fur Ich!"
When they cried,
"Watch your Grammar!"
She replied,
"All the Sammer!" -
That irregular Lady of Zurich.
- $ -
There was an Old Person whose habbit
Was to ride an Australian Rabbit.
When asked,
"Why
don't you dare
‘Try
an Austrian Hare?"
He replied,
"Give me one -
I will Grabbit!.."
- # -
There was an old person
whose actions
Had always complied
with instractions
Until before death
He exclaimed,
"What an eath
I've been
to avoid
satisfactions!.."
- $ -
There was an old man of Chicago,
Who never could make his old cago.
But they said,
"First you gotta
‘Put inside it a motta! -
‘You technicious old man of Chicago!.."
- # -
There was a young Kettle of Fish,
Who once was engaged to a Dish.
Quoth the Dish,
"What I wish
‘Is to fish
For your fish,
‘My profishious
young Kettle of Fish!.."
- # -
There was a young person of Greece,
Who murdered his aunt and his neece.
For such an excess
He was sentenced to dess
And he cried, "I'll soon meet'em -
'tis bleece!.."
- * -
There was a young boy with a Tail,
Who unconsciously sat on a Rail.
He turned perfectly pale,
After, with no fail,
Train
had come
and had cut off
his Tail.
- @ -
There was an old couple whose daughter
One day
ran away,
But they caughter.
Said they,
"'Tis not the way
‘To commit runaway!
‘Listen, what's to be done!" -
And they taughter.
- $ -
There was a young person named Andy,
Who fed upon candy & brandy.
Being treated with bread
Caused him shrinkle with dread,
While his stomach got perfectly
sandy.
- @ -
There was a young person named Peter
Who drank very many a leter
Of Vodka and Jin
And muttered,
"Chin-chin!
"Tis good,
but I wish
it were neter!.."
- # -
There was a young boy of Tashkent,
Who smoked exclusively 'Kent'.
And they sighed:
"Nevermore
‘He will smoke 'Belomore' -
‘That ambitious young boy
of Tashkent!.."
- * -
There was a young person named Mark,
Always horny and ready to fark.
So, seeing his Cock,
Everyone got a Shock -
Which delighted that person named Mark.
* + *
There was a young girl of Mayfair,
To whom her boy-friend was unfair,
As he said, "I would rather
‘Fuck your sister and mather,
‘But to fuck you
I would never dair!"
- # -
There was a young person, who came
And asked his bedmate,
"What's your name?
‘You are good to sleep with,
‘But I wonder who ith
‘Lying here -
a man
or a dame?!."
- # -
FAREWELL
/impromptu/
There was a young person named V,
Who said to his friends,
"C'est la vie! -
‘We shall part very soon,
‘But some fine afternoon..." -
Please
complete this small poem
for me!..