Putin s fault

Rainy weather? Not your day?
End of sale and dried clay?
Every time and by default
It’s for sure Putin’s fault!

Younger brother won in chess -
Who’s responsible? Your guess?
After party you’ve red eyes?
Putin did it! No surprise!

Having very scary dream?
That was definitely him!
“Putin did it!” meowed your cat
Slowly peeing on your parquet.

Broken chair, pain in tooth -
Putid did it, that’s the truth!
You compote is not so fruitty?
That was him – almightly Putin!

Who has drawn on the wall?
Who has stabbed your fav'te ball,
Crushed your car and lost your purse,
Didn't feed your poney-horse?

Soup too salty, couch too old
Jeans too dirty, room too cold,
Rainy, windy, sky in clouds -
Putin’s fault, there is no doubts!

Here is here, he is there
On the earth and in the sky.
It's so scary! You don't dear
Even think. ...If ever tried...