Coons are cute and fluffy creatures
That live somewhere in the forest –
Devils in the skins of preachers,
Which pretend to be the sorest.
They explore all cans and packets,
Pockets too – and grab the food.
Cardinals in dark-grey jackets
That reign party in the wood.
For one sight of black wet eyes
You will pay the highest price,
So remember this advice:
Don't feed coons, 'cause it's unwise!