After I graduate from our University, I’ll be a highly-qualified specialist. Therefore, a great number of successful companies will be glad to get me employed. Thus, I’ll have to make a difficult choice myself.
The company I’m going to work for has to meet several requirements. First, they should promise giving me longer paid holidays, such as an extra day for every year worked over ten years.
Then I expect them to give me a company car with a chauffer (no Toyota please). You know I’ll have to do a lot of thinking and that would help me a lot.
Early retirement is another proviso. 50 would suit me best of all.
A VERY important question will be my salary. I believe I’ll start with $150, 000 a year. Of course, it is not very much, but I hope it will be raised with every year.
Fringe benefits are also important for my future job, but now I can’t tell you anything in particular.
One more thing. I’ll be a married man by then ( at least two times, and each of them happily) and consequently have a bunch of joyful children. I’m sure that my company will pay for the best kindergarten, school and college.
As you can see, people like me are hard to find in the street. I should be cherished and respected in every possible way. But the innumerable profits that I am going to bring to the company will cover all the expenses.