A & B just come with me.
A for Pete, B for Sue.
Can I give something to you?
Answer: The "and"! (&)
*Old Russian gag.
A, I, B – were sit with me.
A just falls, B goes on.
So: Am I alone?
Answer: No! You are with I.
Перевод:
А И Б пришли ко мне.
А – для Пети, Б – для Нины,
Что осталось для Марины?
Ответ: “И”.
** На работе прочитали,
И от смеха вдруг “упали”.
- То ж считалка: “Про трубу”!
- Что ж, зарплату всем: “Ту-ту”…
Backward translation:
A&B - were sat on chimney.
Take it all, I say, and give me!
But A – falls, then B – blows out…
Who’s on chimney? Answer loud!
Answer: The “&”!