Chlamydia, Chlamydia, what beauty of a name!
I wonder what comedian came up with dating game.
Diseases of uncareful are keeping us in charge.
Chlamydia, be careful, is criminal at large.
Jane Eyer, crying quietly by window in cape,
Self-truth can be expiring, like milk, before first date.
I like you, young and careful, with selfies of your pecs,
But I prefer virginity to unprotected sex.