Phenomenon 1
F a m u s o V, & nbsp; H a C K I y, & nbsp; P o l K o V n I K S K a l o z u b, & nbsp; M o l h a l I n,
K n I g I n I n nbsp; T u g o u x o V s K a I, & nbsp; G R a f I n I - b a b u W K a, & nbsp; G R a f I n I - V n u h K a
F a m u s o V
Please what to be upset about,
Princess, can you see your face?
K n I g I n I & nbsp; T u g o u x o V s K a I
Tell you a dream?
G R a f I n I - b a b u W K a
Oh, these are my dreams,
If you see something like that, it's a shame to remember!
M o l h a l I n
Please, the Committee is open,
Special, in the Third division,
Having to implement
Censorship of ladies ' dreams.
Bureaucratic persons in the hold – forty-five:
Directorate and inspection…
C K a l o z u b
What is their service, may I ask?
H a C K y
Sleep
With madame and mademoiselle, that are submitted to the censor!
C K a l o z u b
Not bad!
G R a f I n I - b a b u W K a
Oh, father!
G R a f I n I - V n u h K a
Charmant!
So your dream is not ashamed?
K n I g I n I & nbsp; T u g o u x o V s K a I
Not at all!
I dreamed that I was a prisoner of busurman,
And they hit me on anything…
G R a f I n I - b a b u W K a
Yes, Busurmanov – driven people
And with the female sex in the treatment of rough…
G R a f I n I - V n u h K a
And then what?
K n I g I n I & nbsp; T u g o u x o V s K a I
Woke up – finger in mouth,
And I didn't find a single tooth there!
What kind of Commission, I don't know
At that moment, the tooth became mine?
Monsieur Chatsky, what do you say?
H a C K y
Very
Perhaps it was not in your mouth that you felt, Princess?
And wonder? Diderot wrote about it,
And in our days we find examples of this…
F a m u s o V
Ah, my dear friend, it would be better if you were silent,
Than to brag about guesswork superfluous.
The Princess felt perhaps not her mouth,
And yet he is a fraud, your Diderot!
(To Colonel Skalozub)
Sergey Sergeich, friend…
S K a l o z u b
to Serve willingly happy!
F a m u s o V
Not in the service do God's mercy…
C K a l o z u b
Only order!
F a m u s o V
with Chatsky next sit down
And make sure that no embarrassment happens to him.
You're sitting there, he says aloud
Not what one should do in the presence of old women
In casual conversation.
And only you will feel that it
That's about to utter some kind of mauvais ton,
That his mind may not cause us grief,
You put him down quietly.
S K a l o z u b
Just exactly
I'll do it!
(Enters With o f I)
Phenomenon 2
T e & nbsp; W e and S o f s I
F a m u s o V
Oh, dear daughter!
And you're upset? Rather your whims
Tell us.
S o f I
& nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; Papa, the maid Lisa
Stupid as a tree stump.
F a m u s o V
Yes, well?
S o f I
Yesterday
Did you send her to the candle shop
For my room and ordered themselves
Take a dozen candles.
F a m u s o V
All this is so, my friend…
S o f I
Reason against your orders
She took thirteen candles!
F a m u s o V
And indeed the girl's mind went beyond reason...
We won't charge her with any more purchases.
And yet, my friend, you should not count
Such trifles are a great misfortune.
S o f I
That's not the problem. With the thirteenth candle
What to do, do not tell me?
S K a l o z u b
MA-a-hungry!!!