The scandal happened in the Vatican today
On The Main Holiday-New Year!
Who's to blame? Yes! The Pope-Francia!
He's not a Saint! He's clearly an idiot!
To you people come from? Of course for a miracle!
For Christmas? Yes! Santa Claus didn't look in on them!
You like old Frania? No! You didn't do anything wrong, did you?
And you this old woman? Took and pushed!
That old lady? Blessings asked!
You didn't listen to your grandmother's pleas!
She clung to you with force!
That you are a friend of Fran-you almost fell!
Yes! In the case of time intervened security
Did she succeed? Yes! To mitigate the scandal!
But you are the ruler of the Vatican-
Alas! Now-not ideal!