i dream about there being sea of beer
so happy, jocular and full of cheer
it is so nice, no need to tell you much
with beer from sea your burning thirst to quench
i also dream in more precise specifics
that in that sea would tenderly splash roach fish
and that it was all full of caviar
and that its saltiness wouldn't go too far
if there was a sea of beer,
i'd be a dolphin, fine and dear
if there was a sea of gin
i'd become a submarine
and if the sea's entirely made of sherry
then in it let be breeding lots of herring
and in addition to it, some cucumbers
we can consume them in some solid numbers
if there was a sea of beer,
i'd be a dolphin, fine and dear
if there was a sea of gin
i'd become a submarine
a wise man dreams how to become a bottle
and fill himself with beer til neck, full throttle
and shut the plug forever and all time
so that it never opens, and feel fine
a farmer dreams of being a large wagon
filled to the top with only finest moonshine
a drunkard dreams of being a large tank
with nothing but c2h5oh
if there was a sea of beer,
i'd be a dolphin, fine and dear
if there was a sea of gin
i'd become a submarine