If you want to be like a wise man,
You need to have some knowledge.
But first of all remember
Two famous rules of College:
You'd better be quite and hungry
Than eat a something bad.
You'd better sleep alone and angry
Than get streetwalkers in your bed!
Ты лучше голодай,
Чем что попало жрать.
Ты лучше спи один,
Чем вместе с кем попало!