New king. Flashholic joke song

Дмитрий Сергеев Василёв
On-the-fly five minutes project.
I thank you very much Fonarevka.ru forum,
especially some guys, who asked me about little joke.
A melody, if you can call it a melody,
is the song of the “cadets” from the “Major Pain” movie (1995)

              I am the lizard king
              I can do anything
              © Jim Morrison

Lizard* is new monkey's king.
Zebra** went away of ring!
Take you money, buy new thing.
With it you can anything!

On the head and in the hand
You will light to darkness send!
At the work and on the rest
Interface is best of best!

For the day and for the night
It's a wonderful flashlight!
Banderlogs*** as anxious team
They all thanks for you, Bright Beam****!

Full ahead for Octopus,*****
New flashlight we want to use!
Full of light warriors zoo park
We will glad switch on when dark!
 
* Gekko 1.0 (Gekkone) - new flashlight
** ”Zebralight”.inc – flashlight manufacturer,
  stopped taking international orders,
*** Fonarevka.ru community
**** Russian flashlight manufacturer "Yarkiy Luch",
 www.ylplight.com
***** flashlight project