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Caribe Taqui
Yma Sumac
Office worker - sounds proud!
Everyone dreams of being an office worker!
Under genius boss gaze, office worker can achieve great perfection and make all his dreams come true!
Career growth and salary increases based on seniority!
Every day is more interesting than previous one - more and more new creative work in office!
This is a disgrace (!) - people are trying to listen to themselves and think for themselves in their own interests - why, when the office and the leader know better than anyone the right plans and achievement levels for everyone.
Office unit - it sounds proud, there is always protection from rash steps, what others will say, what the boss will say, what everyone around will say, and the usual circle of things and established grace with planned career growth and other certainly wonderful moments of achievement - to feel and choose something independently is terrible, without coordination and they will say that this is a mistake or stupidity - madness should be a little limited - for example, while no one sees to buy a cake or a minor trinket - and occasionally such madness is more than enough.
What is it? It seems that people are trying to think in their thoughts? They must have heard enough of some new-fangled psychologists or crooked cardsharps!!! It seems that people are trying to cultivate their inner boss, what madness!
- Tracey, lately you have become more thoughtful and smile at some of your imaginary worlds, you must definitely visit a corporate psychologist.
- how are you feeling?
- ok as always
- please tell me when you were late for work last week - where were you not in the office - remember your feelings, you did not feel discomfort and guilt that the routine was violated and plans were violated?
- yes, there was such a feeling, that's why I tried to correct my oversight as soon as possible!
- didn't you experience some feeling of euphoria from such unusual changes, maybe you bought yourself an ice cream or a cake? Did you enjoy wandering around the unfamiliar areas of our city? Or did you not want to travel a little further - to neighboring cities or even somewhere abroad!???
- what do you! Say such terrible things! Work is the real home!
- I read our corporate psychologist report - he assures that everything is in order, but I can not be fooled - You said that you felt annoyance sense and even guilt - but you did not stay for overtime to compensate for being late!?
- yes, I did not insist on compensatory overtime hours for work, I was sure that it was management who knew best about preferred work schedule - when and for what parts only management can assign overtime
- right! Of course, we know better, but you know what I have in my hands for another report? These are the results of new scientific research - according to statistics, corporations achieve the greatest success if employees find their spouse in the same corporation or in related partner organizations, no, of course, there is no point in insisting - but for your career, you need to move forward with new results - you are not married and perhaps it's this factor that can be instability source for work, company organizes festivities and your presence can be said to be almost mandatory to some extent, no one obliges, but we are all adults - we must move forward to development and prosperity of corporation!
- so, corporate psychologist recommended you to watch this feature film "Nameless Star", based on play by Mikhail Sebastian "Star without Name" - this is Soviet film - but in this case it does not matter at all - main thing is that it fully corresponds to corporation spirit! You should definitely attend corporate holidays - this is also creative contribution kind to corporation success and personal career development, of course.
- let's discuss the film we watched, I'll say right away - everyone has indignation feeling and at same time agreement-selavi from realism. I and and corporation in my person are interested in purely psychological "standard" - at what indignation level did you stay immediately when watching movie, something like that - you were very indignant, treated with understanding and any other reactions - I want to hear your story about your feeling?
- well, film is like a film, momentary desires and ability to argue with oneself about extraordinary actions, there are probably some standard procedures in corporate recommendations, for example, it’s easier for me on business trips to pay more attention to preventing such situations and be more serious about keeping distances on corporate standards and maximum limitation of non-normalized contacts.
- good! Great! Those. Is it psychologically more comfortable for you to be an independent figure without some conjugal constraint and encumbrance? Doesn't this contradict adhering to and following the right monopoly corporate course? A chip in a corporate river or a boat with a rower trying to tack in the current and ... and even swim, for example, against the current (!)?
- what are you talking about! Of course, with a representative from management on business trips, events are even more normalized in order, but for small moderate results, just ordinary corporate employees are likely to suffice - I think this makes corporate sense - a big task - more people, and when performing a simple task, more people will be in difficulty some degree.
- Tracey, come into meeting room! You see, I have to dismiss employees within Commission framework, as they always wanted to increase salaries and new positions for promotion - you see, careful efforts in their previous positions did not suit them! And some went so bold as to say that they wasted their time spent on corporation success, ungrateful! And by the way, among them were also "malicious" loners-individualists, no, I'm not pushing, but we need more stable workers, we are corporation with offices all over the world! True, our department has nothing to do with this, that is, it has somewhat indirect relationship, but ... sometimes in the corporate canteen we have to communicate with especially significant employees of our international departments! Well, why are you so stubborn, everything is in search, everything is in search!
- for the greatest productivity at work, special harmony in family is necessary, maybe my best family half is a little further than our employees at corporate events, you yourself say we have extensive connections around the world - I just feel my preferences like all people and I see that I have not yet met my version of a happy family life
- You dare me! Ha ha ha, I guess I'll put you on today's list for dismissal! Well, so be it, I’ll give you one last chance, understand, our management can also ask me - why do I, an excellent experienced leader, have some abnormal employees for so long not undergoing the standard dismissal procedure !? You need to take your career seriously!
- I will try harder
- Yes perishing, be kind, try. I read with some satisfaction new report-dossier on you from our corporate psychologist, I think such films are useful - they immediately make it possible to understand who needs to be fired in first place, by way, I recently saw another psychological film suitable for this - there is unstabilized employee according to plot looking for chosen one, film is fantastic - she flies all over world and found someone there, I still don’t understand who, they didn’t show this in film, but for psychological tests in our corporation I think film is suitable - we will immediately identify unpromising employees and employees for dismissal! I advise you to look and then tell on tests with psychologist, I’m even interested
(aus dem Film)
Die fu(:)rsorglichsten Verwandten der Welt und Nachbarn, Chefs und Mitfreunde, alle angesehenen Menschen, deren Meinung hoher ist als der Eiffelturm und unbestreitbar - alle werden in gro(:)Ster Empo(:)rung sein
Niemand kann den Weg zu seinem Herzen uberwaltigen, durch eine Art Zauberei verschwindet die Kleidung und jeder Mensch schamt sich fur seine Nacktheit - und herum beginnt eine Verzerrung - jeder beginnt verachtlich und neidisch zu lachen, und nur ein magisches Amulett ermoglicht Kleidung zu retten und aus Verzerrungen heraus sein.
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