Asap!

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Asap! new word for me oh french it semes the bistro exactly oui.
As ap me like it litters they like a montpassier indifferent colors.
Don’t sleep go apas, please. The true the French language are language love
If even they in English speak.
Áûñòðî-áûñòðî - bistro – apas!
Quick.
Here missis Quickly! Apas I’m yet run and one leg here other yet there.
(- it other a land a plot a time, to way)
-shutup voice in head!
Unpacking as it something.
Land different but «apas!» universal and one.

Oh sir Falstaff you know missis Quickly ever for you ready,
…  Oh you such the jokey.
You imagine a thing today French silors arrive and give yell “apas and apas! 
Yeah we order the shamoinion and wine with water. More water.
Ofcourse I come take they mushroom in pan.
No we no pay even.
It not the tractor it not the tavern it are the really broke.
And scwear more they apas apas!
The shampinion it the mushroom I know. 
Maybe it not?
The Foreigners and who undastanded know what woulnd we be want.
Ah me! “champagne!” “asap!” I tink sir Falstaff what it a mushroom.
It’s a fucking mess, I say in the around educated people. yeah.
“apas please” in british king dome that don’t  scwear no one.
God save the king ofcourse.

Oh Henry, boy answer missies Quikly, apas (it French the word) (from past the sea yeah)
when you be will the king?
You boy don’t forget us with sir Falstaff then?
- I forget and don’t debt, I say after:
- “I dreamed of you, old man.” Yes missis Quickly. Will be so.
Falstaff, my friend I will say it. You to me don’t belive?
- oh Henry you such a joker. Worse than the French, oui.
Well broke to us realy british scotch whiskey. A water?
for what to us need water? Falstaff you alhocolbarrell, you need water?
You don’t French? So and visible it a glance clear.
Thx a water no.
But if it possible asap.