В скорби замри, весельчак или нытик -
Здесь похоронен Известный Политик.
Был рулевым и светилом лет десять
(Как не додумались сразу повесить?)
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EPITAPH ON THE POLITICIAN HIMSELF (H.Belloc)
Here richly, with ridiculous display,
The Politician's corpse was laid away.
While all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged
I wept: for I had longed to see him hanged.