(just in case, if not done already),
to tell the ru.source from the en.target,
feel free to pause any automated translation in your Browser (Settings, search for "translation", or google it) to not have two English translations: one by me, and the other by your Browser (which I am not ;-)
Мой товарищ Валерий Петров
Никогда не кусал комаров.
Комары же об этом не знали,
И его частенько кусали.
(C) Валерий Золотухин, из Любимова.
https://tagankateatr.ru/theater/yuri_lubimov
https://livepcwiki.ru/wiki/Malapropism
A superintendent John Doe
Never bit a mosquito's toe.
But he didn't broadcast it a jot,
And mosquitoes bit him a lot.
(C) 2011 Андрей Кузнецов
malapropism https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/norm-crosby-quotes